This week I was coming back from somewhere and I saw some guy wearing a fedora, and I got all upset and really wanted to wear mine. Now I am sure you are sitting there asking yourself, what's the big deal...just put one on...WELLLLL folks, it's not only a big deal, it's a HUGE deal. Because geuss what...I CAN'T! Reason #39 why I hate my dreads and terribly miss my hair: "Lots of fat dreadss resulting in lack of normal hat wearage!"
After I saw the guy wearing his hat, I said to myself, "ok, fuck it...you want to, then you will..." I tried a few different things, and finally found a way to put my dreads up in a low bun thing, and just PULL the hat down. The hat itself is pretty small so it was a bit of a squeeze, but I put on a happy face, and forced myself to suffer for beauty!! Hahaha...so here are pictures. "Hooded pre-dred" and "Hooded post-dred!!"
And now, with the rasta mess underneath the hat!!
I was pulling it down as far as I could allllll night...my head was in hella pain afterwards.
And yeah, this is what they usually look like, a giant mess on top of my head: